Flopperdom

the inside of a dog's ear. woof!

wow, that dog's flopperdom is out of control!

by WOG Agents April 23, 2010

flopalopalopalopagess

A word that clears away an awkward silence between people; also when said, the word satisfies the tongues every bud and leaves its feeling amazed-if said right.

*awkward silence between 2 people*

person 1: "flopalopalopalopagess!"

person 2: "haha...uhm what the hell was that?"

person 1: "i don't know but my tongue feels amazing."

*New conversation has started between the 2 people*

by y0r-m0m August 22, 2011

Flopperdoodle

A term meaning a douchebag who keeps secrets from his bffs.

Don't talk to that secret-keeping flopperdoodle

by ilistend2dbstpb4itwsmainstream October 21, 2011

Flopping Off

Auto erotic genital manipulation performed without the aid of one's hands. The flaccid penis is thrust about with aggressive hip movements and shuffling for between one and two hours or until erection occurs. The flopping off continues for another three to twelve hours when climax is finally achieved. Women with large clitori or labia minora may also engage in flopping off.

Guy 1: Man, I was flopping off like crazy yesterday. Took me like 13 hours but it was sweet, yo!
Guy 2: An all day floppoffathon? Gross!

by Fatty Blumpkin March 17, 2015

Flopjacking

Sadly masturbating with a flaccid penis, when the hardness is fairly similar to that of a flapjack.

John is way too drunk tonight, no way is he closing with Mary. He'll probably end up going home alone and flopjacking.

by ValiantDonut738 October 23, 2017

Flopman

A flopman is the nickname given to an individual who has set their heights far too high. Ultimately, they come back down to earth upon realisation they have not done as well as first thought, hence you’re a flopman. This can be a quick or long process dependant on the situation. Anyone can be a flopman, even if you think you’re the best at anything, all it takes is one monumental error on occasions. It’s a dangerous game.

“You’re the biggest flopman around”

“Look who it is: the flopman. He strikes again!”

by Meister of Chisel March 27, 2019

Flopper Cocker

A Flopper Cocker is someone that likes to flop their dick on other peoples belongings. Flop Cocking is mainly used to assert dominance.

Guy 1 "Hey, did you just flop cock my scooter?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, you deserved it."
Guy 1 "You're such a flopper cocker."
Guy 2 "Okay... And?"

by Javandobutthole69 February 23, 2020