gellin' like a felon eating watermelon

an expressionwearing Dr. Scholls footwear.

Fred:how are those new shoe soles?
Ted: totally far out. i'm gellin' like a felon eating watermelon.

by burningking1472 April 7, 2011

Felony Blunt

A blunt with over 20.0 grams of marijuana inside. Possession of over 20.0 grams is considered a felony in most states.

Damn I rolled a felony blunt son -yesterday mornin son - smoked dat shit to tha dome and I just woke up fo minutes ago

by Peejizzle May 26, 2008

Felonious Chubby Chaser

The one member of every group of friends that secretly bags nothing but obese sexual partners unbeknownst to the group.

Elvin is the most classic example of a Felonious Chubby Chaser.

by DocHuskie April 10, 2008

felon

a member of a minority

the ethnic alaskans are usually felons

by whitey mc whiteyson the third August 24, 2008

Filomena

She's really short and cute. Very pretty and good at school. Her parents spoil her because she gets good grades. When she's not studying she's usually pranking her friends. She's really funny, bubbly and likes to hang out at the Mall on the weekends. She's exactly like her father very cunning. She never gives correct information about her life , always has people guessing. Only her best friends know her secrets and they've been with her since prep. Filomena plays netball and eats a lot of fruit especially stone fruit. She likes to act dumb sometimes so she gets the upper hand, Ha Ha. She's acts like a child and loves to watch Planet of the apes. She likes Ceaser.

Filomena likes Lorry but he doesn't like her. His two faced and cruel but good looking.

by Proudhunter April 23, 2018

filing

To rub the length of one's penis along the outside of the vagina to stimulate the clitoris.

Dude in the middle of having sex with my girl I pulled my penis out and started filing her, she loved it.

by Filer March 1, 2016

filomena

the smelliest of smelly farts, when someone farts, sharks, or shits there pants. a filomena usually occurs after a previous night of eating enchilladas.

(someone farts)... HOLY FILOMENA that reeks (smells like dead corpse)

by guadaloupe martinez April 3, 2019