Faitele

The buy one get one free twin.

"ew look, it's faitele"

by Unknown202908872 September 8, 2025

Faitele

Faitele is a name of polynesian origin. Although it is usually a masculine name, parents who are faced with the surprise arrival of a female give this name to their child. Females with this name tend to be short-tempered, horizontally challenged, and facially puzzling. If you ever encounter a Faitele in her natural habitat make sure to bring aliment to appease her anger.

Person 1: Hey what rhymes with Feti?
Person 2: Faiteleeeeee

by A_gorgeous.intelligent.girl. September 8, 2025

de faoite

Bit of a tool/fool

she really made a de faoite of herself today

by the furious 126 March 28, 2010

de-fatten

v. dee-fat-uhn 1. The act of removing fat from someone or an animal alive or dead. 2. A person metabolizing stored fat from exercise, a leaner diet or other methods. 3. lightening a heavy load

"My friend complained his thighs were too chubby and needed to de-fatten."

"De-fatten the chicken by cutting the skin off."

by Dr. Nordoslavic November 5, 2013

Dark Fatter

The invisible force that causes my waistline to expand at a slightly slower pace than the universe.

“Dark Fatter is the only explanation for why my waistline expands despite my commitment to a healthy diet and lifestyle.”

by SalvyZ June 17, 2019

McFatty Fatterson

Another word for your fat ass cat. Or really anything else.

Cat: Meow
Mary: Good morning McFatty Fatterson
Cat: Meow

by Noice_Noice September 25, 2020

Mister Fatter

An ex gym teacher, the strongest super hero in the universe, and a master of martial arts.

Hey you know mister fatter?
Yeah that dude Disurgrandma made?
NO YOU FREAKING IDIOT HE JUST PUBLISHED IT FIRST, ALSO HE DOESN'T FLY LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HECK, IMAGINE THIINKING MISTER FATTER COULD FLY!!!
Jeez, I'm sorry...

by Mister Fatter October 30, 2020