Faileys

Cheap Dirty imitation of the famous Irish cream drink. Usually from Lidi or Aldi or won from a Christmas tombola

Have you ever drank ‘faileys’ from a shoe ?

by Copa jonbi November 8, 2019

Failure adventures

A very overused term in GoAnimate Styled Rants Which go!fags keep on using .

7 year old in rant:This show is about (Insert-protagonist here) and (insert protagonist gang here ) And they like to go on failure adventures.
Normal person: Bruh, the failure adventures term is getting overused nowadays, and failure means lack of success.
7 year old kid: WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

by DokiYesPeppaNo VGCP January 29, 2023

friend-failed

When you miss an opportunity to befriend someone because you simply didn't recognize that they were trying to be friendly. You wanted to be friends, but through your own social-retardation you turned them away, only to realize later what you have done, and to damn yourself. This kind of behaviour can leave well meaning but socially retarded people lonely and friendless. They just don't know what they're doing wrong, but everyone else does. In a world were perception is reality, they must adjust how they behave to change how they are seen.

The world of the friend-failed is unfortunate. They have every intention to befriend but they missed social queue. The friend-failed often have to undergo social boot camp, including instructions from their friends and others who are more socially adept at interactions than they are. The friend-failed would do well to heed the advice of their companions and those around them, including their parents, to whom they probably weren't listening, and that's why they're socially retarded in the first place.

"oh gees I totally friend-failed today, I told that person I didn't want to go see a movie for them but I didn't give them an excuse. I just said 'nah i don't want to see it'. They probably think I'm a deuche"

"I just totally friend failed, I haven't attended 10 invitations in a row to party by this girl. She'll never ask me again, I've lost my access to this new social circle entierly."

"Who doesn't wanna party? Why didn't I say yes? I'm a social retard, I just friend-failed."

by pavicnat January 10, 2012

epic failure

a failure so incredibly unbelievable it will go down in fail history right next to the Chia Pet and Pet Rock.

"Hey, what's 2 + 2?"
"5"
"Epic failure."

by LindsayLouFool December 18, 2008

epic failure

The 2007 New England Patriots

Owens: Hey Romo, who do we play next week?
Romo: Why, the epic failure, of course!

by dragondance January 11, 2009

SAS Failure

Shit Air Separator failed to release (only) a fart. Person on the edge of diarrhea, who attempts to fart, but manages to foul their underpants.

I only wanted to fart, but suffered a SAS failure.

by Lexinut October 3, 2005

failberry

a commonly derived term used to more accurately label a Blackberry smart phone.

guy 1: Dude my fucking failberry keeps freezing!!

guy2: zomg man your failberry fails, why don't you get an iphone like the rest of us?

guy 1: yeah my failberry is a piece of shit :(

by b_shaw February 5, 2010