foot faerie

Someone who plays soccer.

"Did you get a chance to see the soccer game yesterday?"
"Yup, those foot faeries were all over the field."

by Knatty November 3, 2006

faerie

A homosexual man or woman.

My friend Ryan is such a faerie that he has sex with men frequently.

by KFCConspiracy September 26, 2006

fae/faer pronouns

fae/faer pronouns are neopronouns first invented by a demi-girl for demi-girls to use. fae/faer pronouns are sometimes called offensive, though these pronouns are not intended to be offensive, and if you don't feel comfortable using them for cultural reasons, just ask the person if fae would be okay with you using they/them for faer. Never ask anyone to change their personal pronouns for your benefit.

Fae/faer pronouns decline similarly to she/her pronouns, so whenever you would say "she" instead say "fae". similarly, instead of "her" say "faer". "Fae" is pronounced with a similar vowel sound to "they", but it is most commonly singular ("fae is" not "fae are")

Objective: Fae is my friend/fae's my friend
Subjective: I saw faer yesterday
Possessive adjective: This was faer request
Possessive pronoun: This book is faers
Reflexive: Fae loves faerself

how to decline fae/faer pronouns:
Objective: Fae is my friend/fae's my friend
Subjective: I saw faer yesterday
Possessive adjective: This was faer request
Possessive pronoun: This book is faers
Reflexive: Fae loves faerself

by lillyllama315 November 11, 2021

faber

One who sits in his/her front lawn in the middle of winter with his shirt off, drinking labatts blue light, all day, every day. Also "a professional blunt roller," and complete low life.

I'm a dirtbag, or a faber.

by Scrappledurn December 10, 2010

facer

someone who fucks up a lot when they type

Stefan: "hey kyla <#3"
Stefan: "* <3/"
Stefan: "* <3"
Kyla: "WOW you are such a facer :P"

by InsanityWolf April 17, 2011

Facerape

when someone is kissed against their will and their entire mouth is violated

dude, my bf got faceraped, and now he has aiiiiiids

by Aloysha April 25, 2009

fahed

a word derived from the king, a word which should not be attempted to be used by all you haters out there, a spikey haired person and when touched.. the standard poisonous sting places its order str8 2 ur brain...

"aiii u paki!! ur the don from the dictionary shit innit u get me lyk... is it true lyk abt ur hair n shit? AHHH MA FINGA!AHHH SHIT!"
(the transformation poison begins to run through the veins, into the brain)
"AII BRUV, CHEK DIS NU FAHED POSTA I GOT BRUV LYK U GET ME LYK!"
(whilst sleeping)
"fahed, fahed, fahed, fahed......"

by A WORSHIPPER March 13, 2004