Funnyjunk

A website that used to be hilarious, but is now overun by "newfags" who post pictures of naked bitches and cats. It makes me want to THROW A CHAIR.

Man #1: I remember when Funnyjunk was yellow.

Man #2: Yea. Dude did u check out that picture of that dumb broad with a kitten between her tits....im gonna go look at porn now.

by JohnnyPotSmoker69 September 24, 2009

funny mustache man

little man that loves to commit genocide

or

genocidal midget

my wife was just taken by a genocidal midget
that little *funny mustache man*

by Bloxifier May 20, 2022

That Funny Feeling

An emotion experienced primarily by Millennials and Generation Z. A sort of comforting acceptance that the planet, society, the human race and your entire future is turning to shit before your very eyes. Is usually triggered by a realization of the ridiculousness of the state of the world and late stage capitalism, often occurring during excessive use of technology/social media, or watching the news.

(From Bo Burnham's 'comedy' special Inside)

I was reading the latest climate news and I just felt That Funny Feeling.

by TaylaGreen November 8, 2021

funness

describes the most ultimate in any experience which would be described as fun, joyful, blissful, satisfactory, or even pleasurable. The epitome of fun.

Funness is also mainly used in sarcasm, because it is incredibly hard to find any activity that would qualify as awesome enough to be funness, it's so hard, nothing has been found yet.

this word originated in the pleasant little village of Clay Center

"Yeah, the other day, I was cutting down this evergreen and I cut off my leg with a chainsaw, it was so funness!"

"Wow, really? I didn't realize it was so sweet, maybe I'll try it"

"I was being sarcastic, dumbass"

by brian h March 30, 2005

funnny with 3 n's

Sometimes when really crazy things are said, or have happenned, a common reaction is for someone to say,

" Man, that's really funny ! " as they laugh.

- " Funnny with 3 n's . " is a respond that means,

" Funny , that's more than just funny , its freakin' hilarious ! "

In other words, what just happened is more than just amusing. It is freaky, unique and original.

The expression literally means that the word funny does not do proper justice to the level of ridiculousness
of what just went down, so we'll throw another N in there to make it more weird.

" Dude, when John was telling that story last night about the time he shit his drawers ! Man that was funny ! "

- " Funny ? That was funnny with 3 n's ! "

by Marc O.C. & Marcel C. July 6, 2010

Blood Funnel

A euphamism for the sharpened orafice that investment banking companies, such as Goldman Sachs, use to suck cash away from the general public, in both the US and other countries.

Used by Matt Taibbi in an article in Rolling Stone to describe Goldman Sachs.

"The first thing you need to know about Goldman Sachs is that it's everywhere. The world's most powerful investment bank is a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money."

== Matt Taibbi, Rolling Stone, July 13, 2009

by kk626kk December 28, 2009

America's Funniest Home Videos

A show where you watch supposedly humorous home video clips of people. 90% of the "funny" stuff is people randomly falling down or tripping over something.

"Hay man did u watch America's Funniest Home Videos?? The guy fell down!! HAHA!"

"Yea. It was.. unfunny. To say the least."

by SomeBadJOKE October 23, 2007