china days

The complete absence of logic, structure, or reasoning, often resulting in fits of mental anguish or rage to the person experiencing such a day. Potentially caused by misinformation, being ignored completely, or other soul destroying events.
Examples: China days: - I just found out my bed frame was full of black mold, but they wont allow me to move it or replace it, and I can't move out of the apartment because no one will even answer my text messages. "You're having a China day."
-My work was 10 days late in paying me because someone I was once friends with quit working for them, and now they are scared I will quit too, so I lost my apartment. "You're having a China day."
"Your white, this 10 square meter apartment is $2000.00." "China day."
-You don't have a day off for 30 days and someone calls in sick and you are expected to be at work to cover it. "It's a China day."
-When your job books a flight going home but they mixed up the destination and departure city. "I'm having a China day and I can't handle my life."
-When your on a visa run and you get denied entry because your company lied to you about your visa and you end up stranded in Seoul with no money for a week during Christmas. "You're having a China day, I hope you make it!"
by Theabsenceoflogic September 06, 2018
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China Grace

Someone who is funny at times but usually sarcastically. She is cute ,blue eyed , blonde, and extremely sensitive about her dog .She could be soo loving, but due to her being lied to and mistreated in the past and many friends she trusted lieing and stealing from her repeatedly, she believes now she can trust no one due to no one she can count on.She has a big heart and is soo beautiful yet she doesn't act or present herself conceited.She loves to eat and enjoy her life and that includes multiple extracurricular activities. She is such a sweetheart and just needs to be spoiled and loved because she can be a brat when she's cranky or annoyed.She can sleep like the dead and can't and won't be bothered until her nap is over. She is very intelligent and artistic and will amaze and surprise you with her conversation and extremely creative crafts and projects.All in all she's the best friend and hopefully after a little bit of time she will trust and love again. bad and the good and accept her for her and u will be lucky to know her. She's into goth shit loves skulls and skeletons basically a Hot Topic/Spencer's Gifts girl who can recite almost any classic rock ,punk, metal , country, or even just plain silly lyrics to any song. She just perfect. But don't think u will get close to her easily she's got he'd guard up and ready to kick ass. She's China Grace.
Did u see that sexy weird and awesome chic singing with her dog? That's a China Grace .
by Charlie&Jesse'sGirl432 February 25, 2023
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China Salary

A very low annual salary which when divided by the hours worked by an employee, calculates as equal to or less than minimum wage. Often used for non-management roles in salary-orientated business to make workers unaware that they are being paid minimum wage, or less than minimum wage.

The term is derived from the fact that many large companies send their manufacturing work over to China, to get extremely cheap labour.

Typically employed in workplaces where an "extra duties" or "extra hours" clause is present in employee's contracts, requiring them to work sporadic additional hours without additional pay.

Fairly common, but goes unnoticed when salaries are not increased over the years.
Worker 1: I don't know why Chris says the company doesn't appreciate him, he works really hard, how can they not be appreciating him?
Worker 2: Didn't you know? He's on a China Salary.
by Boris K March 18, 2013
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China Fax

Something that is completely and utterly incomprehensible and can only be understood by a China Fax Decryptor. China Fax is also used to respond to the aforementioned incomprehensible statement.
Person 1: Im gong tu fuk yur mam
Person 2: China Fax
by China Bat Soup January 13, 2021
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china, texas

China, Texas is a small town in Texas, just west of Beaumont. All was well in this sleepy little town until the residents got burned by their mayor, who sold her property to a low income housing company for $700,000. The now ex-mayor made so much money and pushed the build quietly through counsil. The towns folk voted the mean old lady out of office, but now China is stuck with low income apartments which the water dept will not be able to keep up with the new demands of. Sad for the future of little China, TX.
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by china texas community April 01, 2017
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tea in china

a phrase used to change an awkward topic or to break the silence
"why aren't you married?"
*awkward silence*

"so how's the tea in China?"
by Peyton Sage February 21, 2016
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Alabama China

Let's use the Alabama China so we don't have to wash dishes.
by CainisAble February 22, 2016
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