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The Fence

The fence is that little piece of skin that separates the the playground ( her vagina) from the dump (her anus)
I didn't know where to stick it so I rested it on the fence.
by Brian Mars December 15, 2008
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Mud Fence In The Rain

Originally coined by my late father who was angry about somebody on TV, it's a very versatile expression that conveys the absolute worst of a situation, person, place, or thing. Best used as a wisecrack or in total exasperation, disbelief, or disgust.
Ex 1) "Ugh, man ... she's uglier than a mudfence in the rain!"

Ex 2) "That makes about as much sense as a mud fence in the rain."

Ex 3) "Jesus, this country is falling apart like a mud fence in the rain!"
by Sizemore December 3, 2005
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on the fence

Someone who is unsure of their sexuality. Not sure if they are gay or straight--perhaps bisexual.
Billie Joe was on the fence on who she really liked--Sarah or John.
by RanDum November 4, 2003
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Jumping the Fence

A phrase describing a particular person, place or thing as having good qualities.

The phrase itself is always written or said in the present tense.
1. One restaurant that is definately jumping the fence is Tommy Condon's Irish Pub.

2. Excuse me ladies, but you all are certainly jumping the fence tonight.

3. I had some Maryland-style crab cakes the other night and they were really jumping the fence.
by Troy Turner May 15, 2006
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dick fence

When you see a group of guys trying to get with a chick. Forming a "dick fence" around her in a sense.
Hey , look at all those guys following that chick around. Kinda like a dick fence, man.
by dRocl October 12, 2015
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lil fence

Lil Fence is a low level Rapper who is currently composing a new song on SoundCloud with white dreads living in Oklahoma, America. He was giving this name for being a very protective person to his fam and friends. He is also a kick-ass guy with a real nice personality. He is a professional Whamen Respecter 24/7.
“Ey is Lil Fence here and I got a rari with dat ass all on me with my 3 other homies, Lil Windex, Lil Splash an’ Lil Gate.”
Oh my god it’s that lit boi Lil Fence and his gang of Lil’s”
*Whamen Swoon*
by Lil Fence December 9, 2017
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Picket Fence Asshole

A picket fence asshole is someone who acts charming, perfect, and overall like an ideal person in public, but is a total asshole in private.

For example, someone might act like the perfect guy who treats his wife and kids like they're the most precious being on Earth only when there are other people around. But when they get home, or when no one is watching, they verbally attack their wife, or try to intimidate their kid.

This term typically applies to guys but is sometimes used to describe a woman too.
1: Hunter's such a dick, I'm tired of him breaking shit everytime we get in an argument.

2: What? Damn, he seems like an angel. I can't believe he'd do that...

3: yeah, he's such a picket fence asshole.
by Spitting image June 11, 2018
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