fellationship

A long-term faux-relationship, where one or both participants are using the other for sex.

"What do you guys know about Kelly's boyfriend?"
"Oh, that's not her boyfriend. They're in a fellationship."

by ashleyd April 10, 2008

Chick-Fell-Atio

The act of providing oral sex to someone in the parking lot of Chick-fil-a in protest of the owners position on homosexuality.

The girl at the drive in was appalled when she looked down and saw Neil giving Bob Chick-Fell-Atio.

by BusterBronco August 1, 2012

felatio ratio

The reason i'm going to be breaking up with my boyfriend!!

I love you, but unless the felatio ratio improves, i think we should see other people!

by Penelope42069 July 22, 2010

Fallatio

Hannity interviewing Trump.

Did you see that Fox News fallatio interview? Hannity was like, "mmmff slurp mufff mmpff slobber."

by MATT DRUMPF July 14, 2016

felations

having sexual oral relations with another person/people.

We didn't have actual sex, we just had felations.

by sean conway May 3, 2008

Fellationship

A relationship in which oral sex is given

I received oral sex from a guy multiple times that my wife knows nothing about, I guess I am in a fellationship with that man.

by McNasty521 October 22, 2009

fellatiostomy

Fellatiostomy is the act of fellatio provided by a person who has a tracheostomy. The benefit of a fellatiostomy is that the "giver" does not ever need to stop to breath. The danger is associated with "ball-valving" where the scrotum intermittently obstructs the tracheostomy causing suffocation.

I had the best BJ last night because the chick had a fellatiostomy!

by Gigglefart November 22, 2013