wow doing me a fascinate 

A meme where usually a dog is confronted by another animal that they've never seen before. They have a meme-y response.

Doggo: "omgosh who r u"
Turtle: "i shell boi"
Doggo: "wow doing me a fascinate"

wow doing me a fascinate by foilhats May 30, 2018

Going nowhere fast 

1. To not make any progress.

2. Attempting to reach a goal that will lead you nowhere.

1. You may think you're making progress, but you're really going nowhere fast.

2. Despite his efforts, the result led him back to where he started. He went nowhere fast.

Going nowhere fast by rtivey01 December 3, 2019

Sex Fast 

When one member of a couple (usually the girl) proposes an unnecessary temporary ban on any sort of physical contact.

1)
Marie: Marc, I think we should not make out for like a month.

Marc: Aw, girl, you're putting me in a sex fast?!?

2)
Roommate #1: Dude, why have you been so testy lately?
Roommate #2: Dude! I haven't gotten any love for like 2 weeks!
Roommate #1: Dude, why not?!?
Roommate #2: Dude, Lauren thinks it's a good idea to take a break from the touchy-feely for a while.
Roommate #3: HAHA! Sex Fast FTB!!!

Sex Fast by A-Street Boyz January 25, 2011

fassboner 

n. An intense positive excitement about a performance by German/Irish actor Michael Fassbender.

Did you see Jane Eyre? Yeah, and I popped a total fassboner.

fassboner by mcmcil July 13, 2011

go fast 

street code for methamphetamine.

"you want go fast?" hence its not said you want to go fast.

go fast by x September 2, 2003

fashoom 

the act of consuming flatulance bubbles while pressently in a bath tub.(eating fart bubbles)

Last night i totally had a Fashoom...totally

fashoom by tontoh! April 21, 2009

Fast and Furious 

A failed covert gun-running operation under the Obama administration and Eric Holder, which resulted in lost and missing assault weapons that ended up in the hands of Mexican criminals. Many Mexican citizens and a U.S. border patrol were subsequently murdered by criminals with these weapons.
Brushed off by leftists, moonbats, the Obama administration and Obamabots as another "fake" or "phony" scandal in their continued trend of failed leadership and not accepting responsibility for anything.

Maria and her son Ceasar were murdered by drug dealers in Mexico today. It was discovered that the weapons used in the murders were more of those from the failed Fast and Furious operation, tragically.

Fast and Furious by juanjuanjuan January 29, 2014