Flids

An uncoordinated gangly oafish person. Term is usually restricted to a tall, skinny male malco.

"Christ, look at that flids Peter Crouch trying to control the ball".

by MrEnus February 16, 2009

fhids;

an expression of anger

I'm so angry... fhids;

by Ma$e January 25, 2004

Faisal

A guy with a weird dick. Not even blind people wanna fuck him!

Julie: Hey did you see that creepy piece of shit Faisal? I want to shoot him in the head.

by Mega_Chopsticks March 30, 2019

FLAIDS

An undiscovered, non-proven and childish word for AIDS that is contained within a fly. Full meaning: Fly Aeroimmune Defficiency Syndrome. Thought to have a relation to cooties.

Watch out for that fly! It might have FLAIDS!

by FLAIDSman November 25, 2010

Failstorm

A common scottish parody of the name of the band Alestorm, referring to the fact that their music is awful, and bound to fail

" hey, have you heard that band Alestorm? "
" Pfft, You mean FAILstorm "
" hahahahaha so true "

by power_metal October 28, 2008

failsauce

fail so hard it liquifies

your fail, just became failsauce

by fail234 December 15, 2009

failsworth

Failsworth is a place in Oldham full of nittys and chavs x

Oh failsworth, that shite hole

by Batesons bum fiddle April 6, 2021