A socially acceptable and very popular form of racism/discrimination/bigotry/prejudice/xenophobia against English people.
Person A: I just had a history class about the evil British Empire. God, I hate the English, kill them all if I could! Those Scots and Welsh are really nice though, play a game of football with them any day!
Person B: Yeah it's all English peoples fault, even though they weren't even born then. Although, I like the French, Spanish, Dutch and Germans, can't bash them for their ancestors imperialistic ways.
Person A: Me too, same for the Belgians, Portuguese, Italians and Japanese.
Person B: Hey, some idiot said to me that I'm Anti-English and that the USA and China are today's imperialists. I laughed in their face!
Person B: Yeah it's all English peoples fault, even though they weren't even born then. Although, I like the French, Spanish, Dutch and Germans, can't bash them for their ancestors imperialistic ways.
Person A: Me too, same for the Belgians, Portuguese, Italians and Japanese.
Person B: Hey, some idiot said to me that I'm Anti-English and that the USA and China are today's imperialists. I laughed in their face!
by hairymole March 4, 2010
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"Pardon? Vocalise? That means to make sounds without language, you know, like parrots and babies".
"Really?"
"Yeah. Did you mean 'give voice to' or something like that?".
"Dunno. Maybe. You got a dictionary?"
"I think you mean 'do I have a dictionary', why yes, I have. I will now get it."
"Ooooh, I'm so excited, I can't wait, no really I can't wait, bye".
"Pardon? Vocalise? That means to make sounds without language, you know, like parrots and babies".
"Really?"
"Yeah. Did you mean 'give voice to' or something like that?".
"Dunno. Maybe. You got a dictionary?"
"I think you mean 'do I have a dictionary', why yes, I have. I will now get it."
"Ooooh, I'm so excited, I can't wait, no really I can't wait, bye".
by Polack the Pole January 10, 2010
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Saying "Do you speak English?" can either get you around or get you kidnapped, tortured, killed and having your family discover your fate on CNN anywhere around the world. Asking the question is ok in a place where you see a McDonald's. It is not ok and you should avoid places where electricity and potable water are a luxury to ask the question.
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