emailphiliac

One having an abnormal appetite or liking for writing and receiving email.

God, I barely hit send and she responded to my email. She's a total emailphiliac.

by annemariem December 9, 2008

Email Dicknob

1. A person that consistently responds to email in the most arrogant and / or demeaning way possible in as few words as possible, but when in face to face interactions are kind and considerate.

2. A person that sends an email response equivalent to one word for every sentence received.

Example #1. I was surprised by what a nice guy John Doe was, because he is such an "email dicknob".

Example #2. Original Email Message:
John Doe, it was great to meet with you today. I enjoyed the opportunity to discuss our potential for partnering together in this exciting joint venture. I know that we have the right plan in place, and look forward to our long term success.

John Doe Response

- Me too

by Scottrude May 27, 2010

emalyne

she’s the best bitch in all the land. greatest best friend a girl could have. she tells you when the guys you like are douchebags, and cheers you up when you are sad as hell. She’s probably short but kinda thick

who’s that?
oh her? that’s emalyne, she’s a bad bitch

by baddestbitch23 January 15, 2020

email jail

The inability to send email due to the fact that the IT guys have limited your mailbox size. Indication of Email Jail is the message 'your mailbos is over the size limit'. Cursing the IT guys does not get you out of email jail.

Ya, bra! I'd send over that cool new porn link, but I am in email jail.

by Darall Harris August 15, 2007

Emalee

One of the most funny and nice people that you will ever meet. She is a great person and deserves the best. She is a great friend and a great classmate.

Emalee is the type of person you want to be friends with

by love,strength,power September 17, 2018

Email Bomb

E-Mail bombing is when some one uses a program to send hundreds of Junk or random emails to another person. You can block this person but they may just create another email address to E-Mail Bomb you.

Friend: yo what's up man?
Victim: not much man, i just got email bombed.
Friend: damn, that sucks.
Victim: yeah, they sent 250 emails.

by cooldude101 June 3, 2008

Emaly

The most beautiful person you can ever meet! She has pretty brown eyes and the nicest body. Once you have her, there’s no going back. She is one of the realist people you will ever meet. If you have her keep her. She seems mean, but she is really chill. You can’t get her out of your head!

Wow, I keep thinking about her. She must be an Emaly!

by Peopleareweird,butnotme May 15, 2019