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empty uniform

A term describing a person (particularly a woman) with no personality or character; can be used to describe an office worker who is nothing but a company drone punching the clock, etc.
Guy 1: "Hey man, what do you think of that new receptionist?"

Guy 2: "She's hot for sure, but definitely an empty uniform."
by Immortal Pancake January 17, 2016
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empty posturing

Synonym: Pretentiousness

Anthony Lavey's Satanic Bible describes "empty posturing" as:

Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn’t applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone’s made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not.
If it were not for all his empty posturing I would have never questioned his intent.
by Grand Master of Luminaries August 31, 2016
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Empty Sack

The residual garbage you are left with after a failed sexual experience; an unfilled condom.
#1
Evan: "Sammmmmmaaaaaayyyy did you lay a fat nut on that chick's face last night?"

Sammy: "nah man... she made me use a condom, so you know I was left with an empty sack."

#2
Eric: "Hey Gabe, why are you in such a bad mood, bro?"

Gabe: "Listen Brother, you'd be in a bad mood too if an empty sack was sitting YOUR trash bin."
by MadeThatBitchFRAMEOUS July 13, 2016
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Empty tissue box

Meaning 1: you recently had a girlfriend over to watch "Fault in Our Stars".
Meaning 2: you haven't jacked off in over two weeks and finally did.
1) I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
2)I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
by The Maniacal Sponge May 17, 2016
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empty page syndrome

When you haven't updated your social media pages in days, weeks or longer.
The bar under my apartment is awesome but they've got empty page syndrome, you never know if there's events or happy hour looking at their Twitter.
by @cam May 16, 2016
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empty barrel

An accurate term describing how uneducated loud-mouths sound when they speak about topics they know nothing about. People often labeled as such will cry racism, rather than believe they could possibly be both inarticulate and incorrect. Ant. - woke, smart
That Congresswoman is such an empty barrel; always talking like her clueless ass actually knows something.
by Yankees 2nd Baseman October 22, 2017
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empty barrel

Similar to the term 'empty suit' used in business circles, it refers to anyone who has a position of seeming importance and looks the part, but is actually ineffectual, incomptent, or stupid. Looks good on the outside but no content or substance.
Q: What do you think of the new congressman?

A: Not much-- mostly just an empty barrel, that one.
by Hundo-1 October 22, 2017
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