Doozer

n. An impressively large shit. Usually one where the subject's legs fall alseep from sitting on the toilet for too long. There must be atleast three courtesy flushes performed before a doozer can be official. Taking a picture with your cell phone of the doozer and sending it to your friends is optional. A doozer should be graded by any who witness it.

Yo, Booth man, I just dropped a nasty doozer. Come take a whif of this.

by Andrewski July 23, 2006

dooze

Originally dominic, but anyone who drinks booze (or any kinda of beverage) converts it into dooze, due to becoming infectious with mouth herpies

1. don't drink that its dooze
2. oh man, he just doozed my drink

by stubop January 9, 2009

dooze

Referenced by the African American community; it is used as a slang for defecation, feces, poop, shit, and of course, dooze.

Nigga what is that on yo shoez?

EW MANG DATZ DOOZE!

by jewbaitnigggggggggggggga September 9, 2009

droolboy

a male hunk that is a desired suitor.

she's in da shower gettin ready for de call from droolboy.

by gkdaddy November 7, 2004

droobling

is the act whereby your saliva nearly touches the floor then you suck it back it up, achieved after drinking alcohol (preferably when feeling ill)

OMG Rose you're droobling!!

by Beanee January 8, 2007

Dooz Berry Muffin

An exceedingly important, rare person in modern society. Known for his/her ability to rant about Nannas, Centerlink and the price of milk. Found mainly in the Illawarra and surrounding areas. Also, does a blindingly funny impersonation of MIKA.

"Yo! Dooz Berry Muffin - your views on my Grandmother are hiliarious. Let's go to the Pub and speak of ways to infiltrate the minds of pre-pubecent goats!"

by D-M3Lz0r August 24, 2008

drooling donkey

when you get dome from someone that has alka-seltzer in their mouth.

Dude, i got so drunk last night, and i got a drooling donkey from that fat chick.

by dah-veed, bobby, josh February 18, 2009