Cock a doodle douche

A homosexual douchebag.

Rex: What do you think of Carson Kresley?

Cam: Cock a doodle douche man

by Petey__boy July 5, 2009

doodle

1. A common reference to the male genitalia; a penis.

2. The place where a female should knee a male in the event that said male attempts to steal one of her belongings, makes unwelcomed sexual insinuations, or its overheard telling his boys that she has put some extra junk in the trunk.

When Kelendra heard Dontel telling his boys that it looked as though she had put some extra junk in the trunk, she promptly kneed him in the doodle.

by S-money and B-Killa January 6, 2006

cheese doodle

This doesn't happen often, this while in the middle of enjoying an adult film. The person or persons also enjoy a bag of Cheetos. Then without second thought masterbates with the wrong hand, which in turn leaves his penis orange.

I was watching these two chicks making out then, with out realizing it turned my box cutter into a cheese doodle.

by Pat Meholf May 13, 2006

doodle rub

to rub your cock so hard that its like you cant see anything except for CUM..

to rub it like no tomorrow

oh dude i did the doodle rub and it felt so good and its soo adicting.. once i rubed i couldnt stop

by s00t June 11, 2006

Chunk-a-doodle

When somebody is overweight, plumpified, chunk-a-licious, or possibly just a little swollen.

This person will float in a swimming pool.

Mary couldn't fit in the bus seats very well because she was just a little chunk-a-doodle.

by Steatorrhea June 18, 2011

doodlejump

synonymous with the phrase "man, that's messed up" or "messed up" depending on the sentence it's used in

Yolanda: I went to Disneyland without you.
Esther: That's, doodlejump.

by the nilla November 4, 2012

Doogler

Doogler someone that doogles,the misfortune of being a doogler, to break things,make messes, unexplained missing parts when the dooglers around, drops things when asked to hold them. doesnt follow directions,unexplained fire and smoke.

Doogler broke the shit out of that screen door, he said he just turned the handle and the whole door broke off.

by kamerokid December 6, 2009