Coat Hanger Divorce

A married woman discovers she is pregnant just before filing for divorce from a troubled marriage. To leave the marriage with minimal complications, she opts for a quiet abortion before her husband becomes aware of the pregnancy.

Gina just found out that Nick is cheating on her again, she needs to get a Coat Hanger Divorce.

by WordSmithComedy August 27, 2025

Divorcer

A divorcer is the person who divorces someone. i.e. The opposite of a divorcee.

I'm on my sixty-ninth divorce. I'm a pro divorcer.

by Your second mother May 29, 2021

Most divorced man

Elon Musk

Elon Musk is the most divorced man on the planet

by Tbenson November 27, 2024

divorced dad music

Music filled with angst and repetitive grungy choruses, usually popular songs from about 20 years prior, at which point now divorced dads were in their formative teen years. Usually listened to not by choice, but rather the hearer is subjected to it against their will. Including but not limited to Creed, Nickelback, etc.

My old man listened to divorced dad music for the entire two hour drive, so brutal

by Luluthighwalker July 19, 2023

Cunt Divorce

When two lesbians get divorced. That´s called Cunt divorce

Hey did you hear about Jane and Lucie? Yea they´re getting a Cunt divorce

by YUNG CLOUT CRINGE June 20, 2018

Grounds For Divorce

A Cocktail consisting of
Port
Sherry
Wkd blue

Do you want to get a grounds for divorce at the greatest bar in Aberystwyth?, Downies.

by Hansard May 15, 2025

Divorce Preventor

The D you give your wife on V-day to prevent divorce and being your marriage back from the brink

Heading home to give the Mrs. soem divorce preventor.

by anonymous February 11, 2025