The Green Diver

A sexual act in which the male engages in oral sex after careful consideration as to whether the pussy he is about to eat fits into his macros. Once engaged in said cunnilingus, the male closes his eyes and pictures the female the way she looks on her Instagram account.

Man I just got back from my trip to Arizona, gave a few girls the Green Diver

by Master Seacock April 8, 2019

Pussy diver

A male that only hangs around females

Made by bhavpig

He's a pussy diver

by atm17 December 8, 2024

rectum diver

A slang word for a proctologist

Mate, I'm going to the local quack shack to see my rectum diver for the, you know, annual DRE.

by Waddy Yablemiefor September 5, 2016

Diver's Dip

When a man, in a teabagging motion, dips an erection into some form of lube. The penis during this action simulates a proper pencil dive, therefore, giving it it's namesake.

Don did a Diver's Dip to prepare for his "meeting" with Brian.

by Giant Leprechaun November 4, 2020

Snow diver

By the time you go to check out your deposit it's disappeared round the corner

Partner: “Howdit go?”
You: “It felt like a decent crap, but unfortunately it was a snow diver.”

by shabbandrum March 12, 2023

Diver

smelly bastards that don’t wash

“you smell like a diver”

by Damien Bliver December 30, 2017

Biffle diver

One who bites the bubbles of bathtub farts as they surface

Rachel has ass-breath because she is a biffle diver... I'm gunna ask her if she wants to make out and guess what they were eating!

by Clownrape27 December 11, 2021