The act of a man sticking his genitals, particularly the penis, in between two heavy objects, such as dumbbells, for an extended period of time as they trying to flatten it. They then attempt to insert the flattened penis into the disc tray of a computer or laptop. If the penis successfully gets closed within the tray without the man ejaculating, he wins a free blowjob by all present losers. Ask parents before playing, some conditions may apply. Urban Dictionary is not responsible for any injury incurred attempting the "Phloppie Disc."
Man, I failed the Phloppie Disc challenge... but Carl won... then I contracted Herpes... maybe this was a bad idea.
by theinternetismyplayground January 19, 2017
Get the Phloppie Disc mug.The toilet initially is clogged up with toilet paper and shit. The victim then attempts to flush it again , with the toilet still being clogged, the shit and toilet paper rises further towards the top of the toilet. The victim then begins to panic and takes out the toilet brush from next to the toilet and attempts to push the shit and toilet paper down with it. This doesn't work and there is now shit on the brush as well. The victim then tries to hide the shit covered brush by putting it back into its case with shit still all over it . The victim then does a quick prayer, closes the lid of the toilet and flushes it again. If lucky, the shit and toilet paper will go down, if not, it will begin to come out of the toilet and create a shit tsunami within the house. If the contents went down with the flush, the victim then pulls their pants up and leaves the toilet as if nothing happened, trying to forget the shit disaster they just experienced.
Mum: "Hey Tom is the toilet clean? The guests will be here soon".
Tom: "I doubt it, I just had a shit disaster".
Mum: " Oh not again, you had one last week".
Tom: "I doubt it, I just had a shit disaster".
Mum: " Oh not again, you had one last week".
by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017
Get the Shit disaster mug.When you get a new disc and have no clue how it’s going to fly you let your card mates know your shot could go any which way by saying new disc goofin’.
by Swettro Boomin September 18, 2023
Get the New Disc Goofin’ mug.Inflatable holiday yard decorations that only look good at night. When seen during the day while deflated, they look like someone did a drive-by shooting on your lawn, leaving them strewn across your yard like a Christmas massacre.
While jogging through our suburban paradise, I thought I might have entered a crime seen because all of our neighbors' yards were filled with Blow-up Day Disasters. Dirty, deflated, tacky bags of garbage on everyone's lawn.
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Get the Dakota Dick disaster mug.Means to make a mistake or trip out either on drugs or not although usually not. You can also "make somebody strip a disc" meaning to make him mess up or be amazed by something or "trip"
Also can mean being caught lacking or getting pitnout your right mind or vice versa.
Also can mean being caught lacking or getting pitnout your right mind or vice versa.
"Ima make her strip a disc when I show her all these bands."
"I stripped a disc yesterday they caught me lacking and jumped my ass."
"I almost stripped a disc when dude showed me this magic trick but I figured out what he did."
"Last night I srtipped a disc off the molly."
"I stripped a disc yesterday they caught me lacking and jumped my ass."
"I almost stripped a disc when dude showed me this magic trick but I figured out what he did."
"Last night I srtipped a disc off the molly."
by Ski slumped September 8, 2018
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