Diarmid

Means “free man” in Gaelic. The name is as rare as the man whose been given this name. A Diarmid never fails to brighten up a room with his great sense of humour. He is accepting of others and is the type of guy who’ll care about someone even if they don’t deserve it. He's super genuine and will do anything to make the people around him happy. If you ever come across a Diarmid chances are you’ll remember him for his charming personality (and good looks).

Person: Hey do you happen to know Diarmid?

Everyone: My guyyyyy

by Yalreadyknowwhoitis July 13, 2019

exsplosive diarrea

diarrea that when you sit down on the crapper tends to,with massive force,expel itself and otherwise "explodes" out of your ass.

dude yesterday i had taco bell and it gave me exsplosive diarrea.

by that guy who lives in under th November 17, 2009

Reverse Diarrhea

When you go take a dumb/crap/shit and your shit hits the water hard enough so the water ends up going up and the water touches your ass.

Bob: Well my day is ruined!
Jack: Why?
Bob: I had reverse diarrhea
Jack: wtf is that?
Bob: Its when you go shit and your shit lands in the water really hard and the water splashes against your ass.

by Junsquared December 31, 2011

explosive diarrhea

When you're sitting on the pot and you've got diarrhea and you blast a dukie SO hard that it explodes out of your butt, leaving your toilet in ruins, and you with a bloody ass.

"Uh, mom? i think you need to check this...my diarrhea, kinda...exploded out of my ass."

by skank ass weasel May 1, 2003

diarymole

n. a diarymole is a traveller who documents encounters with other travellers, all entrants are documented in a travellers diary and this diary is shared for all to see. founded by Lukasz Myszkowski via his website www.diarymole.com

A diarymole also collects various artefacts whilst on his travels such as stamps and postcards which reflect the culture of the destination.

I met the diarymole stayed in a hostel in San Francisco.

by diarymole February 23, 2010

diarruptus

When you are so sick you vomit and have diarrhea at the same time.

Eating that mexican pizza gave me diarruptus. I had to scrub the bathroom walls.

by AnglHuntr October 7, 2009

Diarrhetic coma

When you shit so much you pass out. Usually after a night of drinking

Billy was in the bathroom for quite a long time. Timmy and Sue heard him snoring on the toilet. After Timmy and Sue said: "Wake the hell up!" Billy awoke from his "Diarrhetic coma"

by olsen evil twin October 28, 2009