deaser

Another name for a man's Penis used to show that it is rather large.

Can also be used as a verb to describe sex.

Noun:
Man my deaser is so hard right now thinking about her.

Verb:
Larry: How was your date last night with Martha?
Jimmy: It was great I ended up deasing her in the parking lot behind the movie theater.

by littlehuman October 19, 2012

Deckerstar

Chloe and Lucifer’s ship name. Deckerstar is the sweetest but also the most heartbreaking love story you have SEEN. They only got officially together in season five, though everyone’s shipped them since episode one. (From the TV series Lucifer on Netflix)

Chloe: yeah me and Lucifer got together
Ella: OMGOMGOMG MY DECKERSTAR DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE!!!!

by chloemorningstar November 18, 2020

Pumper Decker

1.Leaving shit in the water tank of a toilet so when flushed, brown water comes out. good to do to someone you don't like.

person 1 " Dude i took a pumper decker in your toilet!"

person 2 "you took a what?"

*flushes toilet - brown water comes out*

person 2 "you bastard!"

by god bless atheism November 25, 2010

Caffeine Dealer

A Barista. A person who is specially trained in the making and serving of coffee drinks.

Before I go to work I need to pay a visit to the local caffeine dealer. I still haven't got my fix today.

by brontosaurus666 February 26, 2011

Double Decker Couch

Quite possibly THE most useless invention known to man and LEGO-kind.

Emmett: "Have you ever wanted to watch TV with your friends, but there's never enough room on the couch? Introducing: The Double Decker Couch! It's got cupholders!"

by ThePotatard June 19, 2016

depression dealer

When a friend of yours says shit that makes everyone else depressed.

Jen looked up "you know,today last year,my mom had a miscarriage" Jake grunted depression dealer

Sadly enough usually I'm this person,I'm messed up lol.
I'm a depression dealer

by andyMessdefine. August 20, 2017

Double-Decker Whore

an act of grabbing two prostitutes and laying them on top of eachother like a sandwich. Created and copy written by Tyler Coley. ™️

Dude last night Tyler got a double-decker whore going!

by Ty.Coley November 8, 2018