deaser 

Another name for a man's Penis used to show that it is rather large.

Can also be used as a verb to describe sex.

Noun:
Man my deaser is so hard right now thinking about her.

Verb:
Larry: How was your date last night with Martha?
Jimmy: It was great I ended up deasing her in the parking lot behind the movie theater.

deaser by littlehuman October 19, 2012

Dessert shame 

Ordering dessert at a restaurant with a group of friends/co-workers, only to recoil in horror as the others all politely decline. The shame reaches new heights once your order arrives and you have to eat it amongst the hawk-like gaze of everyone else at your table.

The dessert shame really kicked in as the rest of the office sat down to watch my brownie- eating performance.

Dessert shame by Mrmacho June 28, 2015

The Deaner

The guy who gets the party started but has no money to pay his tab.

Hey look it's The Deaner. Yeah he already hit me up for $10 but the chicks love him.

The Deaner by will bitten January 25, 2017

desert jellies 

According to Arin Hanson from Game Grumps: Desert Jellies are what the navy calls it when you jerk off in the shower, since you rarely get any alone time except for when you're in the shower. If you jerk it too much however, it will clog the drain, and your "desert jellies" will float back up to the surface.

This is from their BOTW playthrough btw.

"The shower drain got clogged again," Person #1 said.
"What? How?" Person #2 asked,
"Desert Jellies," Person #1 simply replied.

desert jellies by potato goddess September 29, 2020

Meme dealer 

A person who distributes memes.

I need to go to the meme dealer, I've been having meme withdrawal.

Meme dealer by 🅱️eter September 5, 2017

poop dealer 

Someone who sells poop or poopy.
This person could also sell baggies or containers of diarrhea , fart , or sometimes even vomit. Prices may vary depending on who your buying your poop from.

Guy 1: Damn, i really could go for some poop rn :/
Guy 2: Same :,(
Guy 3: Dont worrys guys, ill just hit up my poop dealer, hes got poop like 5 bucks a g.

poop dealer by Certified Ugly March 2, 2019

two identical rocks in the desert 

Literally the funniest thing you could ever see. It’s even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle. However, old people usually don’t understand why this is so funny.

Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”
Jotaro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kakyoin:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Polnareff: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

two identical rocks in the desert by Notmyrealname69420 September 23, 2020