datarube

An urban bumpkin carrying gross loads of multimedia to lunch, especially when meeting people that are not datarubes, and who has prepared for hours to pontificate on all aspects of data structure and the implications of the structural framework determining the uses and incommensurabilities of the data in question -- but who knows full well the chances of pontificating are slim at best and, ultimately, he'll sit nearly silent through lunch.

I have a lunch appointment with the new metadata guy, I really don't want to go, I hear he's a total datarube.

by Ajax Philes November 8, 2008

datamometer

A datamometer is a tool used to evaluate data quality and collect gross data metrics. Datamometers can be used to "feel" and "smell" directional information prior to the completion of report writing, or in lieu of actual reporting.

Hey report monkey! Slap a datamometer on that databass and give me some numbers -- STAT!

by @nd3rs0n :: c@m@nd@ February 3, 2010

Data diet

When you are surfing the web too much every month or week and need to cut down.

Going over your data allowance and getting an $800 bill at the end of the month. You need to go on a data diet

by Shazamder April 22, 2010

Data Attic

A low cost environment which is implemented to store data that is no longer used, but must be accessible to meet Service Level Agreements.

Moving a large database from a high cost SAN infrastructure to a low cost, dense, direct attach disk solution or Data Attic.

by storagechick September 23, 2010

data dick

A person schooled in an IT discipline who thinks he/she is God's gift to pretty much...everyone.

Larry installed printer drivers for the office pool. Now he's using that to offset his taped glasses to tap Janine. What a data dick.

by Quasimofo 2.0 November 15, 2011

datanörd

it's Swedish for a computer geek

My brother plays WoW all the time, he's a real datanörd

I'm always in front of my computer playing games and watching youtube, I'm suck a datanörd

He knows everything about computers, he's a datanörd

by Sofffiia November 21, 2013

data rape

When you give your phone number to someone through an online dating site, and they send lots of multimedia messages, depleting the data on your phone plan.

That guy from plenty of fish sent me memes every time he texted me today, and I've already used 90% of my data- total data rape.

by j monkey August 27, 2015