datarube 

An urban bumpkin carrying gross loads of multimedia to lunch, especially when meeting people that are not datarubes, and who has prepared for hours to pontificate on all aspects of data structure and the implications of the structural framework determining the uses and incommensurabilities of the data in question -- but who knows full well the chances of pontificating are slim at best and, ultimately, he'll sit nearly silent through lunch.

I have a lunch appointment with the new metadata guy, I really don't want to go, I hear he's a total datarube.

datarube by Ajax Philes November 8, 2008