lie detective

Kevin Johnson

I made a sandwich on a hot sunny day, on side of the house and then somebody came up and asked for a piece and i said " i don't know you" and they said it look "juicy and succulent" and i said i'm bout to slide up in this house and eat it with some potato chips and then somebody stole it so i had to use my lie detective skills

by sweettitty June 8, 2018

dead detective

That means a war between the Detective Bureau and the killer(s) of that detective.

we found the dead detective and we know where the killer is, so we track him and breach him

by gang officer January 25, 2020

dead detective

That means a war between Detective Bureau and the killers of that dead detective.

We need to take revenge to the dead detective. It was one of ours.

by gang officer January 26, 2020

Dead Detective

That means war between Detective Bureau and the killers of that dead detective

We need to revenge him, the dead detective was a part of us.

by gang officer January 26, 2020

The Detective

After you have sex with someone, pull out a notepad and write their name down and cross it out. Then, look them in the eyes and say its not you.

I was marked safe by the detective.
After he finished in me, I was marked safe by the detective.

by ToyoCreative October 14, 2020

kiss detective

when your in a risky area and one person participating in kissing keeps their eyes open for possible other people seeing you.

Girl: Can you be the kiss detective this time?
Boy: Yeah sure i’ll make sure no one sees us

by balls69420iloveboys October 24, 2020

renaissance detective

LAPD Lt. Det. Bigfoot Bjornsen

Look, I’ve been referred to more than one time by the LA times as a Renaissance Detective, okay?

-Bigfoot Bjornsen

by Froominator March 5, 2021