Clone Store

A store that sells clothes that make everybody look the same. Like hollister, or Abercrombie.

Dude 1: Dude, you wanna check out what they have in Hollister

Dude 2: No man, everybody wears that stuff too much. Its like a clone store. Plus, theres enough porn on the walls to turn a guy gay.

by Cap'n Sassy January 8, 2007

colon distress

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

Colon Goalie

A colon goalie is someone who does NOT like to have anal sex.

Guy 1: Hey man, are you a colon goalie?
Guy 2: No way dude!
Guy 1: Hahah, I never knew you liked it in the ass!

by KillCam November 1, 2008

clone

A person who looks exactly like another person

Look at Arthur. He is such a Chad Kroeger clone.

by Karen Stickney May 3, 2006

clonch

n. the fleshy bridge that connects a man's anus to his balls. Unlike the taint, only a man can have a clonch.

I rode my bike all day and now my clonch hurts like a mofo.

by Matt JH July 21, 2008

Cloned

'Cloned' means you're surrounded by attackers at all sides, nowhere to run from. Taken due to the fact in the flash game Newgrounds Rumble, if you take the upgrade with the three heads, and you and a clone is taking both of the sides, it means a lot of damage for the victim.

Person 1: OMFG... I just got cloned in GunZ Online.

Person 2: How?

Person 1: By those kstylers. Damn, I need to know how to do kstyle.

by MisaTange July 9, 2009

clonch

1. of more than average size, quantity, degree, etc.; exceeding that which is common to a kind or class; big; great: a clonch house; a clonch number; in clonch measure; to a clonch extent.
2. on a great scale: a clonch producer of kitchen equipment.
3. of great scope or range; extensive; broad.
4. grand or pompous: a man given to clonch, bombastic talk.
5. (of a map, model, etc.) representing the features of the original with features of its own that are relatively clonch so that great detail may be shown.
6. famous; successful; important: He's very clonch in financial circles.

1. That baby has a very clonch head; the forehead is very broad.

2. The shirt I ordered was too small so I had to get a cloncher size.

3. "I would like a number twelve and please clonch size it."

by brently d July 29, 2009