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cloud cuffing

cuffing season but done with online dating apps. They will not meet up with you, but they want the relationship.
Adam that girl on tinder is cloud cuffing you
by Josh Edds December 1, 2017
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Coffinspire

A song that, although of a notoriously dark or macabre genre, is still inspirational and uplifting.
Examples of Coffinspire songs include:

The Path (Human Abstract)
Polaris (human Abstract)
Ex Nihilo (Becoming the Archetype)
The Monolith (Becoming the Archetype)
Composure (August Burns Red)
The Crusade (Trivium)

and of Course,

Coffinspire (Norma Jean)
by Cupcake 3030150 November 1, 2008
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coffinstalker

A sex predator who pursues encounters with a near dead terminally ill person to satisfy a peverse desire.
We've had an applicant for our voluntary position in this retirement care home: his name is Darren. Shall we invite him in for an interview? No, I'm afraid we cannot accept him because he's a well known coffinstalker.
by Stainie March 29, 2010
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coffin cake

Dessert that is served at the after party of a funeral or wake.
A: Hey, how was your weekend?

B: Bad. I attended my great aunt's funeral.

A: Sucks, man. Sorry to hear that.

B: It could've been worse. At least they served coffin cake.

A: What?

B: Just a nice-looking cake with black frosting on it. It was pretty good.
by ShogunSlinger April 4, 2011
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cuffliner

1. The moldy wool in the inside edge of handcuffs
2. An insult describing amazingly stupid people
"Those despicable handcuffs had wet cuffliners in them!," shouted Mark.

"You are such a cuffliner," shouted Sandy.
by Theo Persephilos November 14, 2011
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Coffin Bomb

mixing Monster Energy Rehab tea and lemonade with vodka, tasting amazing while still having the power to put you in a coffin.
hey chad, i had a coffin bomb last night and is was amazing with a kick power. i felt like i might end up in a coffin
by extreme bar tender September 16, 2012
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Coffin

A box we put dead people in, we all end up in coffins one day. Or in a matchbox either way it’s all good.
Me: Mom buy me a new fucking coffin
Mom: I just bought you a new one yesterday your going through those things like mad
Me: those roaches in the yard need proper burials
Mom: those weren’t roaches they were small children
by GMS sufferer December 27, 2019
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