John Cronined

When you tell someone whatever they want to hear to get them to settle down or go back to work.

This guy asked me when the job would be done so I " john cronined" him and told him it would be don't today!!!!

by Blazenink September 29, 2022

tom cronin

a lad who can pull bare lasses when hes with a lass

omg peter is doing a tom cronin

by LOL_LOL69 May 7, 2023

Candy corning

After you candy cane on a your girl, you urinate potently yellow dehydrated piss on their face, and then piss mixes with the blood from the nose, and makes an orange and white color on their face

I was candy corning my girl after candy caning was not enough! The blood, the piss and the splooge mix very well

by Thebill169 February 26, 2024

Cob Corning

Masturbating with poop in your hand.

I got bored last night, so I spent some time cob corning.

by anonymous November 30, 2024

Caleb Cloninger

Caleb is truly one of a kind the sweetest and most thoughtful loving boy you'll ever meet. With a gentle touch and a warm smile, Caleb has a way of making everyone feel special, whether it's through a small act of kindness or a grand gesture of love. His thoughtfulness is inspiring, and his love is pure and unconditional. I love him. And I love his other crazy side, he is a bundle of joy to be around, and his crazy side is a major part of his charm. When he lets loose, watch out! His infectious energy, silly antics, and spontaneous adventures are guaranteed to leave you in stitches and create unforgettable memories. But what makes Caleb truly special is the way he balances his wild side with a heart of gold - he's always up for a good time, but never at the expense of those around him. Being around Caleb is like getting a big dose of happiness and sunshine! He’s my Best friend 💗

“Who is that?”

“That’s my best friend Caleb Cloninger!”

by Celeb’s best friend March 27, 2025

Anglia Crowning

When a company continues to operate, despite being obviously insolvent and run by donkeys and employing a majority of staff members that struggle with the most basic of English language tasks. Often run by Swedish venture capitalists that sound vaguely like a product range in IKEA

Are they still running, Dave?
Yep, they are Chris. They're Anglia Crowning.

How come they are still managing to operate, they've been doing nothing for weeks!
Anglia Crowning. Just pure crowning.

by FuzzCumber November 5, 2025

the baby's crowning

the baby's crowing: the feeling that you're about to shit your pants because you can't reach a toilet in time.

Whoever's in the bathroom, get the hell out. The baby's crowning.

by TooSick4U January 12, 2013