cristion

The hottest Spanish guy in town. He has a huge heart and an amazing smile. His accent is so sexy and he loves to have a good time. Best soccer player around! He is the funniest guy you will ever meet and once you get to meet him he'll be in your heart forever

"Cristion is so hot when he plays soccer"

by Charolaman September 26, 2013

Cristiano Ronaldo

Douche

Pretends he's hurt when nobody even came near him.
But has some skill when it comes to soccer

Dude why are you crying on the ground no one even touched you, stop copying Cristiano Ronaldo.

by ,./ December 17, 2008

Cristiano Ronaldo

to do a ronaldo is to persuade the referee to send off one of ur teammates to futher the causes of your own team.

Ronaldo is a leading exponent of dribbling and fake tanning.

Some people think cristiano ronaldo is a gay rape boy, i beleive that this is true. I belive that he and alleged hard man eric djemba djemba had relations in the manchester united showers. Many think that the sole purpose of him moving to united was to give sir alex ferguson some much needed eye candy for he is a gay scot.

"that guy just cristiano ronaldoed us in the world cup"

"cristiano ronaldo is a gay boy who wears make up"

by chris mitchellhead July 3, 2006

Cloisterfuck

An unorganized architecture desk full of papers, basswood, chipboard, trace, and pencils that covers what your professor is trying to grade.

Me- Hey Cordell did you grade my project over the weekend?

Professor Cordell Steinmetz- No, I couldn't find it on your cloisterfuck of a desk.

by mm03NN16 September 25, 2010

cristal

Expensive Champagne "cris" Appr $250 a bottle

Poppin' Cris

by B Money March 4, 2003

Crista special

Giving a blow job and throwing up on there penis

Man I just got a Crista special

by Idkanymorelol August 21, 2018

Cristian

a weird-ass kid who does anything to get a laugh, he gets ass whenever he wants, but hes fucking weird

cristian: hey guys look *fucking dies*
nigga: lmao thats great, moving on..

by sticko'butter March 5, 2019