Crap Sandwich

Used to define something so horiffic or piss ass poor that the only thing worse would be the consumption of a big old crap sandwich.

Dude, that law is crap sandwich, or I'd rather eat a crap sandwich than go to that party.

by pstar November 19, 2003

crap shoot

Something that is random, not based on skill. People think this refers to an asshole (where your crap shoots out), but it's actually a reference to the dice-rolling game called Craps.

The stock market is a crap shoot.

by EGarrett June 13, 2004

Dog Crap

Often found on the soles of the newest pairs of shoes

your friend has bought a new pair of trainers, by the time he gets home they will have been magnetically drawn to dog crap within 3 inches of wherever s/he put his/her foot

by The White Dragon April 15, 2006

Jesus crap

What comes out when you try to say "Jesus Christ" and "holy crap" at the same time. Will generally come across as either humorous or bizarre to any listeners, unless they are devoutly Christian, in which case they may likely be offended.

Did you hear? The gas station down the road exploded!
Jesus crap!
...What?

by Screennameless January 31, 2009

Crap Weasel

Any worthless induvidual who tries to steal credit for someone else's work; also someone who tries to pass blame on others.

J.T. erwin is a fucking crap weasel; he got a letter jacket for being towel boy on the basketball team.

by Vivcious Gandhi May 24, 2003

cheap-kid

A guy formally known as Andrew, but is refered to as "Cheap Kid" by everyone because of the way he does most things in life, CHEAP!! Also known as alien because of his long fingers and his desire to probe guys from the ass.

Hey remember that guy Andrew? He keeps taking my fries without even asking

This guy bought a game from the bargain bin at EB. That's so Andrew!

"I'm rich because i'm cheap." - Andrew

"can I have a fry?" - Andrew

by farker March 7, 2005

cheap date

Someone who gets drunk easily, especially on a date and someone who has sex afterwards.

Ian Roderick's sister is a cheap date.

by Akeat January 9, 2005