cottrell

sexy, funny, athletic, and a mix of black and asian (blasian). gets along with people easy, and is fun to be around. A big flirt and usually smells nice. Nice smile and a nice person. Can be peer pressured easily and is usually fast.

Wow did you see Cottrell?
No, where is he?
damn he's fast!

by haha8910 January 1, 2012

Urban Dictionary Quality Control

(N.) The control Center for this website where new definitions are decided wheteher they enter in, and where other definitions are decided whether to be deleted or not. Who knows who it's run by.

Because of the Urban Dictionary Quality Control, most of my words don't make it the next day, or get deleted.

by G-Union November 1, 2006

poster child for birth control

A person who is a disgrace to society. Someone who embarrasses themselves and makes themselves look stupid time and time again. A person who does stupid things and makes no excuses for it.

Mike Rehmyer is the perfect poster child for birth control.

by ueiee December 15, 2008

Tom Cruise Control

Usually happens during a two person group. One person will get stuck doing all the work. While the other slacks off and plays Tap Tap Revolution 3 on his iPhone.

Dude 1: "Fuck man, I got stuck with that guy again."

Dude 2: "Who him? Yeah, total tool man. He usually nods off and goes into Tom Cruise Control."

by highbear March 21, 2010

controlling dad

One who makes you do everything his way no matter what and makes you feel awful all the time and is very mean but when gets around other people besides your family acts like nothing's wrong...he's a hypocrite and needs medication ASAP

You: I can't go to the movies

Friend:Why?
You: Cause my controlling dad said no!!!

by Mermaidbaby August 26, 2013

Controller

A device used to play video games, or a person in control of a machine, aka a train

Daniel: I ONLY DIED BECAUSE MY DAMN CONTROLLER BROKE!
Jack: You died because you suck.
Daniel: FUCK YOU.

by alee2006 June 26, 2018

Control knobs

1. An utter mistake of an action, one which immediately disgusts all which are around.
2. An utter mistake of a person, one whose presence immediately disgusts all which are around.

"He's such a control knobs."
"(The most moronic sentence ever uttered)" - 🎛️

by ControlKnobsEnjoyer1961 March 23, 2023