Connocting Poopie

1) When you try to connect with someone, but you mess it up

2) Pooping butt to butt so your poops connect

1) How was your date last night?

It started off great but we miscommunicated and ended up connocting poopie

2) We took our relationship to the next level last night by connocting poopie. We broke the toilet, though.

by Dr. Poopsnips PhD December 17, 2021

connor

A 4 foot minecraft villager that wanks jakobford off and his villager mom and hes a gay hoe

wtf connor u a gay hoe

by imgay6969696969696 May 8, 2022

connoun

Words you absolutely CANNOT call me. Opposite of pronoun

My pronouns are:

he/him
My connouns are:
Umm, sorry, can't list them they're forbidden

by Kaiser Soce December 21, 2022

Connor r

A man who looks and acts like a weasel. He can only do 5 pull ups and somehow thinks that he’s the man. Many consider him as a bottom brother of the Weasleys. He is often glued to his phone playing a fucking mobile game.

Jon: hey weasel how many pullups have you done? 1?

Connor R: noooo no I did 10 man

Jon: shut up weasel go play your ipad game son
Connor R: it’s dokkan battle you wouldn’t understand
Jon: that’s why you’re such a weasel

by Calf slicer May 4, 2023

jude connor

the amazing keyboardist for the band umbrellas, and is ridiculously good looking and has an amazing personality.

you know jude connor? he's an awesome person. go see umbrellas perform!

by arian! July 27, 2006

The Connor chimney

The act of taking a hit of cigarette and or vape pen and blowing it into a females vagina

Haha she got The Connor chimney ...dumbass

by Thefuzzyman27 November 11, 2014

Horology connoisseur

A self proclaimed "horology connoisseur" is most likely a snobbish watch enthusiast. He is not necessarily rich, but he most likely is. It's a rare encounter in real life since he is mostly keeps his opinions on the internet, where he makes sure to remain anonymous.

Distinctive behaviors are :

1) telling people about his superior taste on anything and everything

2) showing off his watch collection that mostly contains watches other "Horology connoisseurs" consider respectable

3) bashing on other people's choices of watch, dress code and lifestyle
4) getting really personal with anybody who dares to call him out for his bullshit

How to recognize a "Horology connoisseur" without any interaction (really, just stay away)

1) His Facebook profile is secondary, a profile he made especially for the Facebook groups he is a member of. This is him making sure the people he insults won't destroy his life by showing his boss or wife the douchebag that he is.

2) He uses as a Facebook profile picture a $200k watch only he and 5 other "horology connoisseurs" know or care about. Other pictures in his gallery might consist of scenery from that time he went to Switzerland.

3) His friends consist of other "Horology connoisseurs" ( and only Horology connoisseurs) you might know of ( and hate seeing everywhere)

4) He mostly comments on posts that contain watches or brands he likes to bash on.

Lololol, why did you even buy this?! As a real horology connoisseur, I can't see my self wearing this peace of crap. *tags his friends *

by toldyou55 October 18, 2017