Watching Computer

To watch videos, clips, news, podcasts, virals, or shows on your computer instead of a television.

"I'm busy watching computer, the new Family Guy came out!"

I use Hulu, fancast, and itunes to watch computer.

I don't watch TV, i watch PC!

by Ju_C December 20, 2009

Non-Computer Lingo-ey

Someone whom is not certain about alot of computer lingo. Someone whom does not understand computer lingo very much

Bart: You gotta open the program, right click and go to properties and set up the network.
Jim: Slow Down, Im non-computer Lingo-ey.

by Dr. Richard Cheese January 23, 2011

Toilet Computer

A Smartphone; i.e. iPhone, Android, or Blackberry cell phone.

Thank god for my Toilet Computer! I was able to post this Urbandictionary definition while taking a satisfying dump!

by TallestWaldo November 30, 2011

Horny computer

When you open your Laptop or device and you encounter the porn that you forgot to delete the night before when you were jacking off. The terms also decried opening the computer and you see pornhub when it opens.

Stop it horny computer! Your gonna get me in trouble >:(

by Dentor February 16, 2020

Potato Computer

Potato computer is a term used for a weak computer that cant take much

be prepared for lag so just don't have a Potato computer

by ZanetheBane April 13, 2021

intro to computers

An entry level collage class to becoming a computer tech. learn how to use the mouse, and Microsoft word. if your here, you dont need this class.

guy1: My grandpa cant use a mouse,

guy2: Hey, mabie he should take Intro to computers

by ph1rmw4r3 September 12, 2012

PCSD - Personal Computer Stress Disorder

Personal Computer Stress Disorder comes from dealing with the chaotic world of Windows. Viruses, crashing software, blue screen of death, three finger salute, are all sources of this stress.

My psychiatrist diagnosed me with PCSD - Personal Computer Stress Disorder and prescribed the replacement of all of my PCs with Macs.

by nygeek September 19, 2013