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Colton

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Colton-“hey guys how’s it going?!”
Literally everyone-“shut the fuck up colton”
by Fuckeryduckerydock March 2, 2020
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Colton R.

The most stupidest person at CIS. He belives he is some "star person". Quite retarted and belivs that he sould grow a unibrow because of something in the future. He belives that when you call him a pansy, that it is a compliment. Everyone including me hates him.

My friends and I were joking around and Lizzie goes up to Colton and goes, "Would you go out with I.K.?"
and he replies, "Over my dead festering DINASAUR body." Wierd, eh?
Dude, that faggot Colton was eating out of the garbage!
by I.K. April 12, 2005
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Bear Colton

The littlest of the Colton's (though not the shortest). A little annoying sometimes but also entertaining as well (not in that way...I don't go that way u sick minded freak) Anyway, takes boats from lakes with family members help. Hangs out in his room alot. Not really sure what goes on in there...
Pepsi, Christian, Wolf, stop by my house sometime, I'll show you all my kinky side... what, don't write with that, no thats not a pencil that's mine, HEY! stop laughin! "sniffle"
by Maybe me, maybe not.... February 20, 2005
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colten

A kid who thinks hes black and lies to make themself sound cool. Always gets in the way of things. Swears even though hes 12 just to sound cool. Gets a fidget spinner and asks if hes cool yet. Thinks hes great at football. Usses black people slang. Thinks hes good at video games
Eeeeewwwww its that colten kid bleh
by New york city kid July 7, 2017
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Coltin

A person who is a nerd, usually doesn’t have any friends. What friends he does have don’t really like his presence.
Oh look at the kid over there he’s such a Coltin
by Mr.nofriends December 4, 2017
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Colton

Sucks on his doughnuts every morning, and he says he likes it
by Rhy12345678901234567890 October 31, 2017
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Colton

An absolute fuckboy, can be seen walking around in sweatpants often. Is meme-trash and talks whenever they want.
Person 1: Look! I bet his name is Colton!
by kimhui May 22, 2018
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