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Commanders of the Faithful candidate

A designation assigned to none other than Mike Pence because of his meek-seeming but deeply power-mongering Handmaid’s Tale view of the future United States.
His practiced piety always either cited or enacted in every speech, the Commanders of the Faithful candidate will work to legally rip away more than a woman’s right to choose.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2023
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Fuel cylinder

A larger-than-normal can of beer or malt liquor, usually found in 16- and 24-ounce sizes. Popular among college athletes, frat boys, and law students, since they tend to run on beer. Miller High Life is sometimes found in a pack of six 16-ounce fuel cylinders.
"Hey, I'm going down to the NoCo to get some fuel cylinders, anybody want one?"
by Der Schliztenbrau January 29, 2009
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Rainbow Commander

The Ranking given to those who have achieved the rank of Wing Commander and Rainbow Warrior.
Tim: Dude, you hear Alex is a Rainbow Warrior?
Fred: He was already a Wing Commander from that trip to Europe.

Tim: Looks like hes a Rainbow Commander now.
by paleale August 24, 2009
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District Commander/ colonel-DaveMetzger

An extremely impressive high ranking military officer, who although has jacked forearms, is no match for a navy seal in any form of combat.
District commander/ colonel-DaveMetzger
by joeisalwayswrong December 11, 2010
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Proxy Commander

A Person who is in charge of proxies during a certain event
Nathan was in charge of proxies during a recentish trip to PC world therefore is the Proxy Commander & sole decider of proxies during the visit.
by Klob November 1, 2012
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my cylinder has solidified

an unintentional erection joke originating from a binging with babish video
"Four hours later and once my cylinder has solidified, heh sorry."
by DesiredExoticNeighbor August 27, 2019
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Battalion Commander

Involuntary anal sex using dip spit as lubricant. Performed by a commanding officer on a lower ranked enlisted soldier.
After being on medhold for several months, the private started to feel as if he were going to become the next victim of the Battalion Commander.
by Charlie Survivor September 24, 2013
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