colbertocracy

a nation containing stupid, befuddled people who elected Comedy Central's Stephen Colbert for president

Chuck Norris: It sure sucks livin' in a Colbertocracy...
Toby Keith: Heh...

by Erm........................ January 16, 2008

colendulum

Hybrid pendgulum compas thing-a-mer-bober that has circular rings. A glorified sundial. The colendulum's supurb technology can tell you what date it is 4 times a year.

You: Straight ahead is the colendulum, a gift to the University from the Delta Delta Delta sorority.
Me: I heard that if you rub it, it will grant you magical exam passing powers!

by Givinemdabusiness October 21, 2010

Conbender

A confused bender...

Ciaran is a conbender

by Lalalalaaura April 7, 2011

colteno

Big dink in Italian

You have a colteno

by Mrmofo January 16, 2014

Calben

A retard

If I was Calben, I would be a dumb duck.

by KBD_1234567 September 4, 2016

Colbeer

colbeer cold bud-light The act of ordering a cold beer.

Hey mollie get me a colbeer.

by Rdc7s May 15, 2017

Colbington

A wanna be youtuber with an embarrassingly small penis.

Pesron A:"Hey, you know Colbington?"
Person B:"That micro-penised fag?"
Person A:"That's the one!"

by Colbington January 9, 2018