crap-a-cola

A fictional brand of soft-drink marketed and branded as the "in-drink" for people who are extremely lame. 1. If used in association with a person's name, it means that person is lame or a douchbag. 2. If used to refer to a beverage being consume at the time of use, it means the drink is of poor quality or suck.

1. Hey Zach, why don't you put down your crap-a-cola, finish your sandwich, and get the hell out of my house!

2. I'd like to buy the world a crap-a-cola.

by poopstain devon May 10, 2008

My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola

Lana Del Rey’s pussy tastes like Pepsi cola…

Lana: “My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola”
Everyone: She was high writing this..

by LilliannaVinyl July 21, 2023

Dr. Cola

A mix of Coca-Cola and Dr. Pepper typically used to make floats.

"What kind of soda did you use to make your float?"
"Dr. Cola is the question to your question!"

by Drewbin November 19, 2021

Coka-Cola Blak

A new drink from Coke. Coka-Cola Blak is a 'fusion' of flavors. It's pretty much just Coke with coffee extract that gives it a coffe taste. A lot of people like it, a lot don't. It's pretty good though, give it a try.

"Yo, you had some Coka-Cola Blak yet?"
"No"
"Dude, you gotta hit that up."

by aim: pflumm EP September 16, 2008

Coca-Cola Greek

A person of Greek descent who was born and raised in the United States, and therefore is not a "true" Greek in the eyes of those who are citizens of Greece.

Dr. Xethalis is the only real Greek surgeon in the hospital. All the others are just Coca-Cola Greeks.

by Dr.X April 11, 2008

Happy Cola

An awesome candy made by Haribo shapped in bottles that tastes like a cola (such as Coke or Pepsi.

I'm eating some Happy Colas that I stole from Rite Aid...... Nigga.

by Mr.Cavity April 7, 2009

cherry cola

a bag that is made from the famous and immortal Lana Del Ray’s skin and blood. it also contains many STDs and other diseases. in some of Lana Del Ray’s songs she mentions cherry cola to put you under a spell that makes you crave her bag of blood and skin. you must avoid hearing the word “cherry cola” in a song at all costs

Lana Del Ray: *sings song about “cherry cola”
Lana Del Ray fan: JESUS CHRIST I NEED A BAG OF HER BLOOD AND SKIN RIGHT NOW

by cocaineOWOsewer November 8, 2020