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Cockgobbler

Any person in the act of, or affiliation of, heinous activity toward you or another. Occasionally, but not always associated with a physical representation of the action verb itself. A true cockgobbler should be considered non-threatening as he may bitch and moan about the fact that he has no job, no career, no dick to call his own. It's generally considered tragic if your friend inadvertently becomes a cockgobbler. But make no mistake, cockgobbling was what they were meant to do.
Person1: Wow, that Steve is sure one whiny cockgobbler.

Person2: Yes I agree, that man sure does look like he could gobble a mean cock with those DSL's of his.
by jabrody August 1, 2010
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clocktower

A nickname for a kid whose actually named blake.
This kid must be tall-6' is preferred
His main purpose in life is to grab books from shelfs
And tell time exactly
He must also tell very very very random stories

And find 5 dollars
Hey clocktower! Whats the time?


Wanna quickie clocktower??
by sparky winsor May 9, 2005
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cockholster

a pussy, anything you can put a cock in
shut the fuck up you fucking cockholster!
by fattyj December 14, 2002
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cockgobbler

A phrase made famous by the movie office space in relation to one who likes to gobble cock
Cockgobblers...they're all just a bunch of fucking cockgobblers
by Anonymous June 17, 2003
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cockfosters

1.A train station in london

2.A drink

3.The act of stealing young badgers from their set, bringing them home and raising them as your own.
Lets take the train to cockfosters, call in at the pub for a quick cockfosters and then, when we're cockfostered off our faces, lets cockfoster off to sherwood forrest where we can cockfoster some badgers and cockfoster to the fostercock so we can cockfoster our cockfosters..... Cockfosters.
by monkT1000 September 3, 2008
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cockfoster

A person of unscrupulous nature without regard to what is right or honorable. Someone with disingenuous intentions.
Dick Chaney is a definite cockfoster.
by sam necochea July 24, 2008
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cockbox

(military) The "cockpit" from where an unmanned airplane is flown. The cockpit resides on the back of a hummer and resembles a large box. Hence, "cockbox."
"I was in the cockbox and it started going down...."
by Rule of Wrist May 6, 2008
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