Definitions by fattyj

Shitcon 

Shitcon is like defcon but for shitting.

We better find a gas station soon, I'm at shitcon 1.
(Moments later)
I need to go home...I shit my pants.

Shitcon by fattyJ April 21, 2006

cockholster 

a pussy, anything you can put a cock in

shut the fuck up you fucking cockholster!

cockholster by fattyj December 14, 2002