"I was about to post my definition for masturbae when I found out that someone else already created one. What a philosophical cock block!"
by Dr. Dob Doblinson March 17, 2015
When you're trying to speed on the highway and some asshole blocks your lane driving at or under the speed limit when they don't have to. Especially frustrating when the road is completely traffic free except for the guy ahead of you
Driver: Fuck!
Passenger: What?
Driver: I'm trying to get to class on time but this mook just cut me off going way too slow
Passenger: You just got car cock blocked
Driver: Feels bad man
Passenger: What?
Driver: I'm trying to get to class on time but this mook just cut me off going way too slow
Passenger: You just got car cock blocked
Driver: Feels bad man
by mr.snruB November 12, 2010
1. Multiple males in the friend zone of the target female ban together to cock block any guy from attaining what they could not; this strategic collaboration is implemented by taking up her time with friend zone activities.
ex:
Charlie: "Bro, invite Jenny to go rock climbing with us tomorrow"
Miguel: "Why?"
Charlie: "The guy she told us about is texting her again, fuck that guy. Lets run a Community Cock-block."
Miguel: "Put me in coach"
Charlie: "Bro, invite Jenny to go rock climbing with us tomorrow"
Miguel: "Why?"
Charlie: "The guy she told us about is texting her again, fuck that guy. Lets run a Community Cock-block."
Miguel: "Put me in coach"
by RX Absolut March 31, 2013
by EveryManAKing February 09, 2010
Phil: He is this your penis pump?
Jack: WTF!?
Girl: Sick. I'm outta here. Creeper.
Jack: Oh you cock blocking bitch!
Jack: WTF!?
Girl: Sick. I'm outta here. Creeper.
Jack: Oh you cock blocking bitch!
by Chuck Norris's Left Foot October 18, 2010
by Deep blue 2012 October 05, 2009
I was this close to taking this hottie home with me, but then an ugly bitch came out of nowhere and cock blocked me
by TLV Biatch March 26, 2009