Carpet Cleaning

When a male shoves his face into a woman's crotch and eats the hairs and cleans the carpet.

Jack ate his mothers hairs. Carpet Cleaning

by Chickenwatermelon21 January 23, 2015

Cleaning the plow

When this old lady at midnight mass on Christmas implies that you are going to have sex with your brother later tonight because you were holding hands during the our father.

Who is cleaning the plow tonight, you or him?

by Kyle Boedeker December 28, 2008

Cleaning the BBQ

An excuse to use when you are embarrassed to tell your friends that you are banging an ugly broad.

"Hey so what is Chuck up to tonight??"..."He can't make it, he said he was cleaning the bbq"... "So he's fucking that fat chick again"... "Yup"

by livewithothersnice September 29, 2009

cleaning out the stove pipe

the period after a heated fight that results in angry flatulence

Last night after my girlfriend broke up with me I attempted to batter her with malicious words, but abrubtly began cleaning out the stove pipe which stench from the chinese dinner I enjoyed earlier with an asian prostitute, forcefully removed her.

"God damn you!" blblblblblblb!!!!

by papa sutra February 25, 2010

Cleaning his room

Hooking up, making out, hitting it up.

Why were Margaret and Matthew late?
Oh, she was cleaning his room.

by thewizardofozisgay May 31, 2010

cleaning the bunny cage

"Cleaning the bunny cage" means to have an enema just before anal sex. This is derived from fucking like bunnies and the rapid action of the sex after the cleaning.

Quick, finish"cleaning the bunny cage" so we can get on with this.

by Mango 20012 October 16, 2013

cleaning ze windows

When a guy pulls a bird and they're doing it doggy style, he pulls out and cums on the closest surface, preferably a window. Then he grabs her head and wipes it clean with her head.

Lucky I pulled that Jenna chick last night, I love cleaning ze windows!

by DickyTime May 26, 2014