meat cigar

a long 60 ring hard, erect cigar between a man's legs made of man meat. like any cigar a meat cigar gets smaller (turns into a cigar butt) after it's been smoked (or blown).

she smoked his seven inch meat cigar so thoroughly that his cigar was only a half inch long after she got done smoking it.

by titus June 15, 2004

Ciana

Funny, laughs too much, literally the most amazing person ever.

Ciana: *funny joke*

Person: ¨omg lol so funny hahaha

by Ciana☭ January 21, 2020

Nails Cigarettes

A fictional brand of unfiltered "hard hitting" cigarettes used in numerous View Askewniverse movies that are directed and written by Kevin Smith.

"Hey Silent Bob, let me get busts on that Nails Cigarettes."

(I know it's suppose to be cigarette but Urban Dictionary has a annoying example policy, no offense guys.)

by rebldomakr99 July 7, 2008

Lethal Weapon Cigarette

A totally crumpled, but still smokable cigarette, usually caused by sitting on it. This comes from a scene out of the Lethal Weapon film where Mel Gibson has fallen off a bridge and wants to smoke a cigarette to beat the unbearable pain.

"Oh dammit, you sat on my pack of cigarettes, now I have a Lethal Weapon cigarette"

by jormeidt October 5, 2006

Pink cigarette

A cigarette laced with formaldehyde and/or other toxins.
Effects range from permanent drug induced psychosis to death. This is NOT a recreational drug, but a way to kill or permanently destroy your brain.

That would be as stupid as smoking a pink cigarette.

by Honey D. October 7, 2009

Cigarette daydreams

One of the most amazing songs you will hear

“Cigarette daydreams you were only 17 soft speak with a mean streak , nearly brought me to my knees”

by That big fat daddy rat February 18, 2021

Straight cigarette

A fag that is not a roll up. It is what you buy in a box and is already made.

I got some straight cigarettes in the shop. I don't like roll ups.

by CN&B September 22, 2017