born again christen

person who renounces the current lifestyle they are living and becomes a christen. commonly happens to people whom have several near death experiences with drugs. very scary thing when it happens because someone is was usually very cool and hip suddenly become brain washed worshiper of a mythical being. they will never listen to reason and rarely return to the dark side.

they were really cool 80's rockers until their best friend died from a heroin overdose. now the have repented and become born again christens.

by bigposerhead February 8, 2005

chrystain

Ugly,terrible boyfriend, says he loves you but really doesn't.

I'm telling you, leave him alone he's a chrystain

by Everyone that knows chrystain December 19, 2016

Carpet Christening

To be the first person to pee on a carpet in someone's toilet. generally in old peoples' houses.

Hey Gran i christened your carpet for you! Carpet Christening

by hi 5 !!!!! October 18, 2008

christensening

The act of being totally OCD, crazy, having a large head complete with a disproportionately small body, having a phobia of scraps of paper touch the floor, and having a personal vacuum cleaner to insure absolute Christensen level cleanliness perfection.

They were christensening it today. I didnt't know anyone actually ever christensened anything, I didn't think it was possible.

by Montana cowboy February 15, 2010

Christe

A really solid person, who has pink hair and likes bands you never heard of and really bad movies.

Wow, look, there's a Christe.

by Christe January 21, 2005

Jesus Chrystler

When Chrysler keeps asking for money and you want to express it by blasphemizing the Christian figure Jesus Christ.

It's an exclamatory statement used specifically for when Chrysler does something wrong.

Blair: (reading from article) Chrysler has asked for another $5 billion for the bale out to be a success.

Wood: Jesus Chrystler!

by Jefbag October 3, 2009

chrystelica

1. The feeling of psychadelic euphoria one receives from getting drunk & high before they're of age (see chrysalis) in a Cadillac ridin dirty.
2. See psycho cunt.

1. Bro we is so f*ckn chrystelica dawg!
2. You better put that one to the side, she's totally chrystelica.

by white&nerdy October 14, 2006