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Champagnus

“Champagne us” The act of shaking an uncorked champagne bottle and inserting it in the anus of a partner, then removing the champagne bottle to let the bubbly spray from them like a victor atop the racing podium.
Did you hear Shane gave Manda a Champagnus to celebrate their anniversary!
by ShanyeHonez January 4, 2020
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champagne of champions

The Champagne of Champions is another way to describe the orgasm of male masturbation
Man 1: hey man I heard you and your GF got in an argument

Man 2: yeah, now she won’t screw me

Man 1: Damn, are you mad about it?

Man 2: nah, I’m just gonna go to the bathroom and pop a bottle of the Champagne of Champions

Man 1: HAH, yessir
by JewishGld April 3, 2020
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Champagne wank

When masturbating and as you are about to finish, you put two hands on and shake like champagne.
Friend: Congrats on your award man
Me: Thanks, I’m going to go celebrate with a champagne wank.

Friend: *laughing* well that’s one way to celebrate.
by JB dick-tionary May 4, 2020
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Champagne Mia

Champagne mia is a hot, smart and amazing girl. There is only one that exists in the world. She is fun to be around and loves John Cena. If you are called a champagne Mia it is a huge honour!!.
by Prosteticsforlife May 28, 2020
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ChampagneforTay

One of the best Dua, Taylor and Katy hybrid. Known for hating That Kind Of Woman and Good In Bed. Best Folklore stan in existence. He stans Witness with all his heart. He's dangerous if you drag Lana Del Rey. His taste is superior.
ChampagneforTay is a legendary stan. Maniaks is the name of his fandom. Maniaks love him
by AgGgbsk January 19, 2021
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Champagne coochie

The inability for a vagina to get wet after a long night of heavy drinking. Usually occurs at the height of sexual opportunity.
I heard Jane couldn't get the job done with Joe last night. Bad case of champagne coochie
by Shelbs B. May 3, 2021
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Camsplain

Cammyusˈspleɪn,🥦ˈspleɪn/

verb

Present an idea to someone by describing it in utter gibberish with no grasp of reality and no evidence.
"He Camsplained to me that you can't get a girl pregnant if she goes on top because of gravity"
by Dr big calves October 12, 2021
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