Cottage Cheese

A woman's ass that is large, jiggly, and contains stretch-marks.

That stripper had a bad case of cottage cheese. probably because she eats too much of the stuff.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

Cetas

Comes from the archaic Brazilian Portuguese "Bucetas", meaning vagina or pussy.
Refers to any group of female humans that usually hang together for long periods of time.

-Hey, Peter, you've seen Mary?
- Yhea, she's with the rest of the Cetas.

by Bro Rock June 19, 2016

centaur

Mothafucking sexy as shit magical animals. Half man half horse. nuff said.

Magical half man/half horse people are dope. I rode one of those centaurs once.

by Buttcheeks/Jimmy June 22, 2010

cottage cheese thighs

fat thighs, flabby and heavy thighs

Cottage cheese thighs are not trivial when you think about how much fat, cholesterol, and blood sugar the person posessing them has.

by The Return of Light Joker October 14, 2007

cottage loaf

The act of using a slice of bread to wipe the toilet bowl in a public toilet clean, before eating as a tasty gay snack.

Jordon was peckish after rimming Danny, so opted for a cottage loaf

by pageboy69 April 5, 2015

why certainly dear

a statement of agreement when u cant be arsed saying anythin else, also can be used as sarcasm

person: hello lee

Lee: why certainly dear

by Lee Holland September 20, 2003

cottage cheese cum

The thick, nasty, lumpy, cum you gurgle out your dick the day after a bout of heavy drinking. Presumably caused by dehydration.

I had a major hangover and when i beat off I spewed out some serious cottage cheese cum. I got some on my hand and licked it off. It tasted like spoiled buttermilk.

by Natrone Means Business March 30, 2007