I don't want to go to dad's house. All he does is play video games and drink beer, and he makes me sad. His Crocs also make me very uncomfortable.
by BrandonCP August 16, 2015
Get the Crocsmug. Granny Crocs are when a grandma wears crocs with their child/grandchild & makes the family/companion look hill billy as fuck :)
by Bloop bleep go to sleep May 31, 2016
Get the Granny Crocsmug. A pair of crocs called "Ranch Crocs" that were given away in a raffle by crocs.
Yes, crocs themed like ranch dressing. It was part of a collaboration with Hidden Valley.
Yes, crocs themed like ranch dressing. It was part of a collaboration with Hidden Valley.
by aguywhosaguy October 21, 2021
Get the ranch crocsmug. by Croc sock king May 17, 2021
Get the Croc Socksmug. by Soggycracker01 April 20, 2018
Get the daddy crocsmug. Mom: It's like holy moly, look at that shoe.
Dez: Why must I answer these riddles three every time I talk to you?
Mom: Mira mira, Shia Lebouf could star in this shoe
Dez: Cuz it's Crocs, you want Crocs. Crocs are a see you later alligator shoe. Really?
Dez: Why must I answer these riddles three every time I talk to you?
Mom: Mira mira, Shia Lebouf could star in this shoe
Dez: Cuz it's Crocs, you want Crocs. Crocs are a see you later alligator shoe. Really?
by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodGhost March 18, 2023
Get the Crocsmug. -Croc dick (Noun)
Croc dick is known as the influenced state of genitalia of a man who casually wears crocs. It has been told that the sheer, unappealing fashion of a mans crocs can spread a powerful source of virgin energy through the feet and legs till it plateaus at the dick. This results in the victim's dick being rubbery and almost constantly flaccid (sort of like the croc itself.)
Croc dick is known as the influenced state of genitalia of a man who casually wears crocs. It has been told that the sheer, unappealing fashion of a mans crocs can spread a powerful source of virgin energy through the feet and legs till it plateaus at the dick. This results in the victim's dick being rubbery and almost constantly flaccid (sort of like the croc itself.)
Person 1: Heyyy, bout to go get my dick appointment with Hudson
Person 2: Gurl you about to have a bad time, I saw him with crocs on the other day
Person 1: Oh for real? He probably got croc dick then.
Person 2: Gurl you about to have a bad time, I saw him with crocs on the other day
Person 1: Oh for real? He probably got croc dick then.
by The Soyest Milk August 19, 2021
Get the croc dickmug.