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ranch crocs

A pair of crocs called "Ranch Crocs" that were given away in a raffle by crocs.

Yes, crocs themed like ranch dressing. It was part of a collaboration with Hidden Valley.
Person 1: "Hey, what's your favorite croc?"
Person 2: "Ranch crocs, 100%."
by aguywhosaguy October 21, 2021
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croc me

being cold/mean towards someone
“why you croc me”
by youngTHIRTY August 12, 2021
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croc dick

-Croc dick (Noun)

Croc dick is known as the influenced state of genitalia of a man who casually wears crocs. It has been told that the sheer, unappealing fashion of a mans crocs can spread a powerful source of virgin energy through the feet and legs till it plateaus at the dick. This results in the victim's dick being rubbery and almost constantly flaccid (sort of like the croc itself.)
Person 1: Heyyy, bout to go get my dick appointment with Hudson
Person 2: Gurl you about to have a bad time, I saw him with crocs on the other day
Person 1: Oh for real? He probably got croc dick then.
by The Soyest Milk August 19, 2021
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Croc

Croc also called as maathu .He always live in Dhoni and U1 underwear.

Attention seeking koothiyan.
Croc
by VillupuramRaja June 3, 2021
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Croc Socks

When you piss with your crocs on and piss gets on your socks
Damn man I think Ryan has croc socks.
by Croc sock king May 17, 2021
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Croc Rash

Croc Rash is an incurable condition that primarily affects young douchebags who think they can raw dog crocs every day without incurring divine retribution.
Person 1: "Man, my feet hurt. This croc rash is out of control."

Person 2: "Kill yourself."
by meatyfrank September 2, 2024
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Croc docking

The act of shitting in a croc, freezing is recommended but not absolutely necessary. Then inserting the pre-docked croc into the participants vagina or anus
Hey Sheila get over here, I've just shat in your croc. Shall I'll freeze it and save it for later, or do u fancy a warm croc docking??
by Therake1991 January 1, 2025
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