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jerk comment

A legendary phrase, or a random put down, or when someone picks holes in what you are saying and points that you are wrong out to everyone. Normally starts with "well actually........"
"tom you really need to start washing, we're at college, there are girls about."
"well actually your wrong"
by jtforcaptain April 19, 2005
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co commenter

literally just types the exact same thing someone else typed in hopes of getting the same amount of attention.
billy saw that bobs comment on youtube got 1.2k likes and decided to be a co commenter and type the same thing.
by Lycan Ace March 15, 2019
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Comment Abuse

Comment abuse is where someone says things that, if said out loud, would be considered verbal abuse, even if in a joking manner.
(in comments)

Girl: >_<
always makin fun of me!

Boy: Nah, just concerned about your safety ! LOL ! You're there on an ROTC scholarship, not an ice skating one --- correct ? LOL !

Girl: would this be comment abuse? i think it might be...ima have to urban dictionary this
by ninjastarr09 November 18, 2010
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Dead-Commenting

When someone comments on a Deviantart journal that involves drama that got resolved a long time ago.
So...you're still Dead-Commenting, huh?
by MM132 September 9, 2019
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rule34 comments

Alot of hilarious ass comments especially this one. Check the definition: **originated from some punching catergory**
Person: *tips fedora* if that woman was gettin punched i wouldve beaten that guy up!
Anon: Look at these fucking neckbeards pretending theyd do a single goddamn thing if they saw someone getting beaten up. Nah kid, youd hug your bodypillow at night pretending youre able to beat up anything other than that tic tac you call a dick.
Person 2: welcome to rule34 comments..
by Totally Not Toxic May 21, 2021
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Internet Comment

I wanted to commit seppuku after reading that internet comment.
by JohnDickington July 11, 2022
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Comment Rage

When you’re watching a video, think of a boss comment only to find that someone already commented it and has 1K+ likes on it.
OMG I just thought of the best comment! *Scrolls down and sees exactly what they were thinking of* (Insert head banging and comment rage)
by SomeGuyWhoLikesHoodies October 1, 2019
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