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Clotheses

Plural for clothes according to some hot German guitar player-player.
I like to be naked, without clotheses
by TheMusicGhost September 27, 2010
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Clothespin Hoe

Hoes that love dick so much, they will show up at your dirty crib, you wearing clothes you haven't washed in 3 weeks and boots you have been wearing all summer long with no socks - but that bitch will pop a clothespin on her nose and hop on for a ride.
"I stopped at Billy's the other day - must have been hot in there because he answered the door sweaty and wearing only a towel."
"What?! Did he have a bitch over there?"
"Yeah but she had to have been a clothespin hoe cause it smelled of hot garbage as soon as he opened the door!"
by reversefront September 9, 2016
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clothesurfing

The movement one does with his/her cellphone, sliding/riding it like a surfboard on his/her clothes, in order to wipe the fingerprints, water drops, sand etc. off the screen and/or the keyboard.
"Dude, you gotta clothesurf your cell, looks way too filthy"

She was so nervous that she kept clothesurfing her iPhone massively during our conversation
by Achilles M. Peklaris January 21, 2011
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clothsting

a word for putting clothes in closet

the (s) in clothsting is silent so its pronounced like "clothting"

verb: clothstinging

past tense: clothsted
past participle: clothsten
guy1: sorry but gtg clothsting.
guy2: what!? i thought your clothes are already clothsten.
by kn8t December 7, 2019
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clotheshorse

Someone who's main pleasure in life is derived from dressing fashionably; this is often accompanied by the collection of obscenely large quanitities of clothing that may or may not be worn more than once.
me: I went shopping again >guilty shuffling of feet<
friend: What did you buy?
me: This dress. It was $150.00
(sidenote: we are poor students)
friend: OH MY GOD!
me: No but wait - it was half price!!!
friend: >rolls eyes< Didn't you buy a pair of stilletos last week that were "half price"? That's MEANINGLESS. You're such a clotheshorse.
by Nicole September 4, 2003
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