A CAB is a (C)unt (A)ss (B)itch who will ditch you, run away, be earnest 24/7, and also doesn't gives shit about your life
Guy: dude she's a damn CAB
Friend: what's a CAB?
Guy: A cunt ass Bitch
Friend: ohhhh, you're right she is a CAB
Friend: what's a CAB?
Guy: A cunt ass Bitch
Friend: ohhhh, you're right she is a CAB
by TheA55eaterGOD September 15, 2017
Get the CAB mug.by #elizabethan2010 October 29, 2017
Get the taxi cabs for fleas mug.by @tess.c January 20, 2018
Get the cab runner awayer mug.by Pentathalon July 5, 2012
Get the Johnny Cabbing mug.Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.
Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.
Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
by Impaler August 27, 2013
Get the Taxi Cab Drunk mug.A drinking game usually played the morning after a party consisting of at least four players. Similar to the card game Asshole or Janitor, except the loser must drink one serving of alcohol; One Beer, Shot, or serving of wine.
If the person who lost last round loses again and HAS not finished his drink from that round, he must finish it and chug his new drink.
If the person who lost last round loses again and HAS not finished his drink from that round, he must finish it and chug his new drink.
Wow that pre drink at Sarah's was awesome, but Pound Van Cab is what it's all about.
Adam was such a wuss all morning, he didn't play one round of Pound Van Cab after the party.
Luka got so messed after Pound Van Cab this morning, I wonder if he can go hard tonight.
- Nah, Maddog's got his shit down pat.
Adam was such a wuss all morning, he didn't play one round of Pound Van Cab after the party.
Luka got so messed after Pound Van Cab this morning, I wonder if he can go hard tonight.
- Nah, Maddog's got his shit down pat.
by kovila13 February 19, 2012
Get the Pound Van Cab mug.